Crude elephants, walking frogs, surly teenagers, and so-cute-you-wanna-pinch-them dogs. It’s all in here, and then some. Plus me, trying to keep the commentary to a dull roar.
What could possess a woman of my vanity to allow herself to look like this????
Sometimes there are no words. I’ve run across a few of those sometimes recently.
Your kids only say they’ll hate you forever when you punish them for skipping school. And the universe gets the last laugh. Trust me.