For the love of _______!
Sami needed to practice applying make-up for her theater class. Silly me, I thought make-up was supposed to improve my looks. But, no. Sami applied the aging technique to Mom, AKA me. I look like Broomhilde on a bad day.
What could possess me, a vain former beauty queen, to allow myself to look like this?
Don’t worry. It washed right off.